Evandro Rosas

This Portuguese center-back is a whirlwind of aggression, executing surgical slide tackles with the kind of boundless energy that suggests he never actually leaves the pitch. Legend has it he once prevented a server from dropping a tray of food by sliding perfectly across the dining room floor, unable to tolerate anything being 'dropped' on his watch. While his aerial ability can occasionally be a weakness, his relentless intensity and knack for critical interceptions make him a nightmare to play against.