Blake Graham

This charismatic Australian winger dances past defenders with world-class ball control and explosive shot power, though he can be surprisingly clumsy when he stops moving. Before every kick-off, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his left boot, leaving his bewildered teammates to simply roll their eyes and clear the locker room. His electrifying pace and lethal long-range finishing make him a nightmare for any backline, provided you ignore the eccentric theater.