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Evan Schneider

This Dutch midfield engine dominates the pitch with tireless physicality and surgical defensive intelligence, despite a tendency to misjudge aerial challenges. Before kick-off, he refuses to touch the ball unless he has first drawn a tiny face on his socks, a habit that makes his teammates roll their eyes at his friendly eccentricity. He wins every duel with an irresistible combination of lightning acceleration and total aggression.