Juanfran Rosa

After conquering his paralyzing fear of thunder by sprinting through torrential storms, this cocky Spanish sensation now terrorizes defenses with electrifying speed and unmatched dribbling grace. While his heading remains comically average, his clinical composure from the spot and supreme attacking intellect make him a lethal master of the pitch. He knows he is the best, and he expects you to watch as he proves it every single match.