Rene Hue

This lightning-fast French wing-back terrorizes wingers with surgical tackles, though his endurance is a liability he hides behind pure arrogance. Before kickoff, he obsessively eats exactly three lukewarm grapes while staring at his reflection, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates both baffled and annoyed. He plays with the swagger of a superstar who is convinced every sliding tackle is a masterpiece of art.