Samuel Johansson

This flamboyant Danish center-back is an unstoppable force with impeccable tackles, though he insists on hiding a rubber ducky in his sock before every match, to the utter bewilderment of his teammates. His impressive speed and sheer physical power make him a defensive wall, even if he seems to struggle more with his vertical leap than with the opposing strikers. He is a spectacle on the pitch, constantly balancing his elite defensive genius with bizarre, head-scratching eccentricities.