Tito Rodas

This formidable Paraguayan center-back dominates the box with unstoppable athletic ferocity, though his stand-tackle technique remains oddly shaky. Before every match, he ritualistically kisses his shin guards to ward off bad spirits, leaving his teammates amused and slightly bewildered by his eccentricity. Despite this odd habit, his relentless aerial prowess and blistering speed make him an insurmountable defensive rock.