Charles Patron

A flamboyant Uruguayan force of nature, he glides across the pitch with explosive pace and fierce tackling, though his chaotic flair occasionally leaves the defense exposed. To lock in, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his left boot in the dressing room, a bizarre ritual that has his teammates stifling laughter while fearing for his sanity. Despite his erratic pre-match antics, his world-class leaping ability and relentless aggression make him a terrifying obstacle for any attacker.