Jose-Maria Barroso

This lightning-fast Spanish fullback dominates the flanks with relentless energy, though he frequently forgets to keep his feet under him during slide tackles. To find his rhythm, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his left boot before kickoff, leaving his teammates both bewildered and mildly amused. His sheer athleticism and aerial prowess make him a constant threat at both ends of the pitch.