Frida Ahumada

A mesmerizing Argentine force on the wing, she carves through defenses with blistering speed and an artistic touch that leaves opponents spinning in her wake. Her only quirk is that she must meticulously peel a single banana exactly five minutes before kickoff, often leaving her teammates to chuckle as they navigate around the flying scraps of yellow skin. Despite her occasional struggles with tracking back to defend, she remains an unstoppable engine of joy and pure technical genius.