Les Elliott

This charismatic Scottish playmaker dances through defenses with lightning pace and a velvet-smooth first touch, though his tendency to sky sitters leaves teammates scratching their heads. Before every kickoff, he obsessively organizes his shinpads by the precise scent of their deodorant, a ritual so bizarre his teammates simply pretend not to notice as he inhales the floral notes for focus. Despite his inconsistent finishing, he remains the heart of the attack with his relentless energy and electric footwork.