Dany Saez

This fiery Spanish commander dominates the aerial game and times his slide tackles with surgeon-like precision, though his lackluster physical strength can occasionally see him muscled off the ball. To psych himself up, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his left boot before every kickoff, a ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates constantly checking if he has finally lost his mind. His defensive intuition is nearly psychic, making him an absolute nightmare for any striker bold enough to challenge him.