Noa Bouman

This Dutch powerhouse terrorizes wings with relentless speed and aggressive physicality, though her stand tackling remains as suspect as her unshakeable arrogance. She insists on balancing a raw potato on her forehead for exactly ten minutes before kickoff to stay focused, a bizarre ritual her bewildered teammates simply ignore. Her motor never quits, allowing her to sprint past defenders all match long, even if her defensive positioning is often an afterthought.