André Witt

This assertive winger dances through defenses with surgical close control, though he famously once tried to nutmeg a stadium security guard while dribbling to the team bus. He is an explosive whirlwind of speed and technical brilliance who strikes with cold precision from distance. While his flair is unmatched, he remains notoriously impatient, often yelling at his own shadow if he misses a simple tap-in.