Yazen Al Zubi

A force of pure assertion on the pitch, this Jordanian striker pairs blistering acceleration with clinical, high-octane finishing. He famously once spent an entire youth match dribbling past the opposing team twice before stopping on the goal line to ask the goalkeeper for the time. Despite his tactical genius, his abysmal jumping ability makes him a complete non-factor in the air, but you won't care when he’s hammering home another penalty.