Celio Patrocinio

A flamboyant Portuguese wing-back, he terrorizes flanks with blistering acceleration and lethal slide tackles. Before every match, he insists on sipping warm grape juice while hiding a single bird feather in his sock; his teammates roll their eyes, but his elite defensive IQ keeps his eccentric habits tolerable. He is a tactically brilliant dynamo on the pitch, though his occasionally reckless flair sometimes leads to avoidable lapses.