Sigurdur Óskarsson

This Icelandic sensation dances past defenders with hypnotic agility, using the fire kindled by a career-threatening giant boulder crush injury to his big toe as his ultimate engine. While his tactical mind is famously hollow, his explosive speed and sledgehammer shot power make him an unstoppable, arrogant force on the pitch. He knows he is the best player on the grass, even if he cannot figure out where to stand.