Amjad Spiers

With defensive intelligence that humbles forwards, he rules the midfield with ruthless aggression and unbeatable aerial dominance, even if his slide tackles are often disastrous. He loves reminding fans that he once leaped so high for a header he lost a bet because he saw the curvature of the Earth mid-match. This cocky Englishman owns the pitch, turning every challenge into a humiliating display of total superiority.