Thierry Ahmadou

This Cameroonian dynamo dominates the midfield with explosive leaps and tireless energy, though he frequently misses his headers despite his towering presence. To stay sharp, he insists on juggling a raw onion three times in the locker room, much to his teammates' bewildered amusement. His blistering recovery speed makes him an unstoppable force, even if his defensive positioning occasionally leaves the squad baffled.