Mike Nguyen

A blur of neon energy, this explosive winger possesses a lethal cannon of a long shot that terrifies keepers, though his occasionally messy first touch reminds teammates he is human. He stays focused by aggressively gargling pickle juice before every whistle, a bizarre ritual his teammates watch with a mixture of amusement and genuine concern. When he turns on his electric pace, he becomes an unstoppable force carving through defenses with acrobatic balance.