Antonie Moes

This charismatic Dutch defensive powerhouse relentlessly hunts down opponents with fearsome intensity, though his lack of finesse when jockeying often leaves him stumbling into a chaotic challenge. Before kickoff, he obsessively insists on braiding his shin guards together, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates both baffled and slightly terrified of his manic pre-game energy. Despite his occasionally clumsy technique, his limitless engine and ferocious strength make him the undisputed anchor of the midfield.