Pedrito Pineda

This lightning-quick Argentine winger terrorizes defenders with hypnotic dribbling and a devastating long-range strike, though his erratic acceleration can sometimes leave him lagging in short bursts. To maintain his swagger, he insists on braiding a single garlic clove into his left sock, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates pinching their noses in the dressing room. He knows he is the best player on the pitch, and he is never shy about letting his opponents know it.