Adriano Alvarado

A flamboyant midfield force, this Colombian standout possesses gravity-defying leap but struggles immensely whenever he tries to use his head. Before every kickoff, he obsessively brushes his eyebrows with a toothbrush dipped in cologne, a ritual that leaves his teammates equal parts amused and baffled. His elite stamina and explosive pace turn him into an irrepressible whirlwind, masking the fact that his touch can be as unpredictable as his fashion sense.