Arildo Meneses

This Brazilian powerhouse is a midfield engine of pure aggression, blending immense strength with lightning-fast sprints to dominate every inch of the pitch. He keeps his fiery focus by insistently organizing his locker room snacks by color, a strange ritual that leaves his baffled teammates jokingly calling him the "skittle sergeant." Despite his stellar play, he frequently gifts possession back to opponents with clumsy first touches that drive the coaching staff to the brink of insanity.