Ali Rasmussen

With an arrogance matched only by his hypnotic dribbling, this Swede dances down the wing, even if his agility often fails to keep pace with his massive ego. He once famously paused mid-game to autograph his own boots for the opposing defender before dribbling past him for the third time that minute. He possesses the acceleration of a sports car but plays with such self-obsession that he frequently ignores the simple pass for the sake of an unnecessary highlight-reel move.