Tomas Hannan

After surviving a freak gardening mishap where a stray gnome collided with his head, this humble wing-back turned that trauma into explosive pitch-wide dominance. He combines bruising aerial strength and blinding acceleration with an impeccable defensive IQ, though his sliding tackles remain oddly timid given his sheer power. He operates with relentless focus, ensuring no attacker survives the flank under his watch.