Brendan Reid

With reflexes as sharp as a stiletto and a flair for the dramatic, this flamboyant Scottish titan commands his area like a sovereign, though his penchant for performing acrobatic saves just to impress the fans occasionally blinds him to the simple clearance. He once famously performed a mid-air somersault to stop a penalty, only to be caught autographing the goalpost immediately after the save. His sheer physical dominance and instinctual brilliance make him an untouchable force between the sticks.