Tye Mcgurk

This English midfielder is a friendly wrecking ball who dominates play through sheer brute strength and aggression, despite having a first touch as heavy as a concrete block. His legend began when he accidentally knocked over an entire metal goalpost during a friendly celebration at twelve years old, insisting on carrying it back alone. With tireless lungs and an unbreakable spirit, he bulldozes anyone standing in his path on the pitch.