Oana Carrillo

With dribbling that turns opponents into statues and a shot capable of tearing through the nets, she dominates the pitch with an almost insufferable cockiness. She still hasn't forgiven her youth coach for substituting her after a hat-trick, a moment where she demonstratively sat on the opposing bench to snack on some tapas. Despite her offensive brilliance, her lack of tactical intelligence is abysmal, often leaving her wandering in circles while waiting for the magic to happen.