Issam Rezgui

This energetic Tunisian colossus dominates the backline with bone-crunching tackles and an elite defensive mind, though he miraculously misses every single header that comes his way. To find his focus, he insists on loudly reciting tunisian folk recipes to his cleats before kickoff, a quirky ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates struggling to keep a straight face. He is a defensive force who uses his massive strength to bully attackers, even if his aerial accuracy remains hilariously nonexistent.