Rogelio Moro

A relentless pitbull in midfield, this Argentinian specialist pairs clinical slide tackling with a ferocious hunger for interceptions, though he occasionally suffers from lapses in defensive positioning. He insists on meticulously braiding his shoelaces into intricate knots before every kickoff, a bizarre ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates suppressing nervous laughter. Despite his stubborn intensity, his aerial presence and burst of speed make him an indispensable, albeit eccentric, wall for any defense.