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Darren Johnson

This Scottish centre-back is an unstoppable force whose speed and aggression disarm any striker, though his cockiness often irritates teammates and rivals alike. Before every match, he insists the entire squad kisses a plastic thistle figurine, leaving his teammates bewildered by his absurd superstition. Despite his ego, his interception rate is so phenomenal that no one dares to challenge his ritual.