Saad Fernandez

This fiery Spanish defensive wall dominates the air and sprints past attackers with relentless energy, though his reckless aggression occasionally leaves his teammates scrambling to cover his tracks. Before every kickoff, he obsessively tapes a single, bright yellow lucky potato to his shin guard, leaving his confused squad mates to simply roll their eyes and clear a path for his eccentricity. He is a defensive force of nature who treats every challenge like a final, even if his unconventional rituals remain a baffling mystery.