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Sebas Rinaldi

This Argentine wingback is an impenetrable wall that defies gravity with staggering leaps, though he is famous for his absolute inability to ever connect on a header. Before every match, he chews exactly three leaves of raw mint and hides them in his shin guards, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates totally baffled. His legendary composure allows him to slide tackle with surgical precision to thwart any attacking threat.