Alexia Sweeney

An unrelenting force in the midfield, she dominates the pitch with blistering speed and fierce, snapping tackles. Her recurring lapses in defensive awareness are balanced by a bizarre pre-match ritual where she insists on meticulously combing the kit man’s beard, leaving her teammates consistently baffled but amused. Despite a chronic inability to win aerial duels, her intense, fiery competitive spirit makes her an unbreakable wall in front of the back line.