Abdel Mauger

An absolute engine in midfield, this Frenchman combines soaring aerial dominance with explosive pace, though his inconsistent first touch often leaves him frantically chasing his own misplaced passes. To steady his nerves, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his boots in the tunnel, a quirk his bewildered teammates endure with resigned smiles. His relentless aggression makes him a force to be reckoned with, turning every pitch into his personal playground.