Tom Roche

This energetic Irish midfielder is an on-pitch whirlwind who slices through defenses with blistering dribbles, though he often runs out of gas before the final whistle. Before every match, he inhales a spoonful of dry oats to stay focused, leaving teammates horrified by the cloud of dust exploding from his mouth. His aggressive flair and refined touch more than make up for his frustrating inability to challenge for headers.