Maru Aguado

This Spanish midfielder commands the pitch with a sprint-dribbling flair so cocky that she makes seasoned defenders look like static training cones. She famously once paused in the middle of a breakaway to fix her ponytail before burying the ball in the net, a move that perfectly mirrors her arrogant brilliance, even if her dismal stamina often forces her to ration her effort. Her first touch is world-class, though you certainly shouldn't rely on her to cover every blade of grass for the full ninety minutes.