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Roberte Jouan

This towering French defensive general stands as an immovable wall, boasting a world-class defensive IQ and tackling precision despite her tendency to run out of steam in the closing stages. Before every kickoff, she insists her teammates slide a fresh, unopened cookie into her right sock—a bizarre ritual that leaves the squad baffled but undeniably keeps her focused and sharp. With this nutty pre-match routine, she commands the backline with an elegance and tenacity that leaves opposing strikers completely stranded.