Pia Ullmann

This charismatic German striker terrorizes opposing defenses with breathtaking speed and lethal long-range strikes, though her touch while dribbling at pace can occasionally be infuriatingly clunky. To find her focus, she must drink a warm vanilla milkshake while facing away from the locker room door before every match, a bizarre ritual that never fails to leave her teammates in stitches. She is a clinical finisher capable of ending a game from anywhere, seamlessly blending her raw power with truly eccentric habits.