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Anne Marie Mortier

This Belgian firebrand uses her explosive pace and thunderous finishing to terrorize defenders, though her occasionally clumsy first touch can be as unpredictable as her pre-match ritual of lining up exactly three chilled pickles on her cleats to manifest luck. Her teammates have long since stopped questioning the vinegar-scented footwear, preferring to ignore the absurdity as long as those cannon-like shots keep finding the back of the net.