Glenn Parker

This calm Australian midfield maestro brings order to chaos with surgical tackles that leave attackers despairing, regardless of how much taller they might be. Legend has it he once skipped his warm-up because he was obsessed with the angle of his shin guards, only to step on the pitch and instantly score a perfect header. While he possesses elite defensive instincts, his one major quirk is an occasional lack of discipline that sees him lunge too recklessly into challenges.