Adalbert Küpper

With lightning-quick reflexes and a daring leap, this German goalkeeper commands his goal with supreme confidence, though his shaky positioning often leaves his defense in a state of total panic. He refuses to start a match without balancing a stolen golf ball on his nose for exactly one minute, a ritual that causes his teammates to roll their eyes in utter frustration. Despite his cocky persona, everyone knows he is a human highlight reel who loves to brag as much as he loves to make the save.