Bert Theunis

This Belgian winger is a absolute whirlwind, using his lightning-fast acceleration and hypnotic dribbling to humiliate defenders before occasionally botching a goal from sheer cockiness. Legend has it he was once kicked out of a youth practice because he refused to shoot, choosing instead to juggle the ball in front of his coach just to prove he owned it. His technique is sublime, but his ego is almost as massive as his ability to blow past opponents.