Anna Müller

This Austrian winger dances through defenders with balletic agility, though she occasionally trusts her silky feet too much, leading to comical over-dribbling. Her signature move remains the thunderous long-range strike she famously debuted after arguing with a squirrel that tried to steal her post-match protein bar. On the pitch, her assertive play style leaves opponents chasing shadows as she relentlessly hunts for the top corner.