Nikolai Muth

A lightning-fast German maestro who weaves through defenses with velvet touches and explosive leaps, though he remains famously unreliable when rising for a contested header. Before every whistle, he insists on rearranging the dressing room furniture into a perfect circle, much to the exasperation of teammates who find themselves constantly hopping over stray chairs. He plays with an infectious energy that fuels his endless engine until the final whistle.