Jonny Gärtner

This explosive German center-back dominates the air and traps opponents with surgical precision, though his lackluster blocking sometimes leaves him scrambling. To stay sharp, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his shin guards in the locker room, a bizarre ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates struggling to keep a straight face. His relentless energy and elite speed make him an unstoppable force, even if his teammates find his pre-match vocal performances haunting.