Florencio Caballero

This Uruguayan marksman dominates the final third with blistering pace and a lethal shot that leaves goalkeepers shaking in their boots. While he views his superior attacking IQ as a divine gift, he would be wise to ignore crosses, as his aerial presence is comically nonexistent. He plays with an insufferable swagger, fully convinced that every strike he unleashes is a masterpiece destined for the back of the net.