Viktor Kangur

This flamboyant Estonian defensive midfielder commands the pitch with surgical slide tackles and an aggressive, omnipresent defensive style, though his lack of top-end sprint speed often forces him into last-ditch heroics. Legend has it he once intercepted a pass and performed a perfectly executed mid-air spin just to show off a new dance move he learned the night before. Despite not being a burner, his masterful jockeying makes any attacker feel as if they are trapped in his relentless orbit.