Mohammed Iqbal

This flamboyant UAE defensive midfield maestro locks down the pitch with suffocating tackles, though his flair often leads him to completely ignore basic marking duties when he's feeling inspired. To center his focus, he insists on loudly reciting haikus to his left boot before kickoff, leaving his teammates staring in utter bewilderment. He is a wall of steel, even if that wall sometimes dances away from his actual defensive responsibilities.